Smoky Carrot Blog

Fucking Vote!

Here at Smoky Carrot Records we are not the most politically motivated of beasts, we barely have any agenda and we really are not the type to push them upon you beautiful people.

But vote yeah, it seems silly not to.

Election Fact 1: The Queen is allowed to vote, but it is deemed unconstitutional for her to do so. Unlucky Queeny

Election Fact 2: Islington North is the smallest constituency in the UK. 735 hectares, apparently.

Election Fact 3: The last general election not to be held on a Thursday was on Tuesday 27 October 1931.

Lets Get Hung!

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Two coyotes have attacked and killed a 19-year-old folk singer in a national park in eastern Canada. Taylor Mitchell, 19, a promising musician from Toronto, died in hospital after the animals pounced as she hiked alone in Cape Breton park, Nova Scotia. Source BBC.

Full article here.

Women spend an average of 16 months of their lives crying….

1. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David | Clubs - Alexander the Great | Hearts-Charlemagne | Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
2. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
4. ‘I am’. Is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
5. The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. ∞
6. The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the ‘General Purpose’ vehicle, G.P.
7. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

1. Leonardo da Vinci was able to draw with one hand while writing with the other.
2. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
3. Anne Boleyn had six fingers on each hand.
4. Mel Blanc [the voice of Bugs Bunny] was allergic to carrots.
5. Pope John Paul the 2nd became a honorary Harlem Globetrotter in the year 2000.
6. Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot.
7. The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
8. The average person in their life time will eat 60,000 pounds of food, the weight of approximately six elephants.
9. 25% of the bones in your body are in your feet.  Also, Your ribs move about five million times a year.
10. Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin.

Chicks getting high…. click on the picture to some of these potheads…