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The new NHS contraception campaign sparked controversy and shock amongst the population. “Due to the economic downturn, we are proposing a cheap and reliable contraception method to the general public” said a spokesman for the National Health Service. Development to follow.

Santa has been hit by a plane, somewhere over Lapland…. His condition is unknown but he’s thought to have a nasty headache, a smashed nose, a few missing teeth and a big bump on the forehead… Most of the passengers are said to be very shaken and the pilot is on heavy medication since the incident. Our thoughts are with him… It is believed that Santa was trying out 2 new reindeers when he was hit by a commercial airliner; an investigation has been launched.